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underthenerdhood:

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

crowleyinhellsthrone:

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

my friend’s spanish teacher slapped her for saying this

crowleyinhellsthrone:

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

my friend’s spanish teacher slapped her for saying this

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

telapathetic:

the floor is a shelf for everything

Don’t forget the bed.

thecutestofthecute:

Breeder Amy Green laughs as her 3-year-old Samoyed, Bogey, who sleeps with his tongue out during grooming.

thecutestofthecute:

Breeder Amy Green laughs as her 3-year-old Samoyed, Bogey, who sleeps with his tongue out during grooming.

whitemagebecky:

I can never get enough of this

charmedsevenfold:

snoozlebee:

lepetitdragon:

tenaciousbee:

destroyer:





WHAT’S GOIN’ ON!



Everyone else can go home

OMFG

omg lol

best cosplay of all time

I love that the cheekbones are drawn on her face.

warning: my policy for this blog is to repost this every time it pops up on my dash

can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that every troll cosplayer in this picture is a terezi

charmedsevenfold:

snoozlebee:

lepetitdragon:

tenaciousbee:

destroyer:

WHAT’S GOIN’ ON!

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Everyone else can go home

OMFG

omg lol

best cosplay of all time

I love that the cheekbones are drawn on her face.

warning: my policy for this blog is to repost this every time it pops up on my dash

can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that every troll cosplayer in this picture is a terezi

maliciousmelons:

when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end

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s33rofheart:

willfosho:

s33rofheart:

does a qualified white person want to explain to me what the fuck this means?????????????

You see white people hibernate in square formation to protect their crops for winter.

thanks

s33rofheart:

willfosho:

s33rofheart:

does a qualified white person want to explain to me what the fuck this means?????????????

You see white people hibernate in square formation to protect their crops for winter.

thanks

terranova89:

offbeatorbit:

jesus fucking christ

pkmnfan it’s the only one worth watching tbh

matthewsagan:

when you’re just about to fall asleep and nature’s like

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dailyshitsandgiggles:

People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.

dailyshitsandgiggles:

People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.

livingpursuit:

Laurel Way | Source

livingpursuit:

Laurel Way | Source