a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost
me as a lawyer: kk that was rude .
I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post
my friend’s spanish teacher slapped her for saying this
Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”
Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.
90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums
Are we not going to mention Jesus?
Oh my god.
the floor is a shelf for everything
Don’t forget the bed.
Breeder Amy Green laughs as her 3-year-old Samoyed, Bogey, who sleeps with his tongue out during grooming.
I can never get enough of this
WHAT’S GOIN’ ON!
Everyone else can go home
best cosplay of all time
I love that the cheekbones are drawn on her face.
warning: my policy for this blog is to repost this every time it pops up on my dash
can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that every troll cosplayer in this picture is a terezi
when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end
does a qualified white person want to explain to me what the fuck this means?????????????
You see white people hibernate in square formation to protect their crops for winter.
when you’re just about to fall asleep and nature’s like
People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.